Paco

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 53670

Paco, the Samurai Jelly Bean, had been shoplifting in lady's lingerie.
And now, the human and the humanoid candy were battling it with samurai swords.
Clang, clang, cling! Who knew Josh had mad skills? The swords flew in an almost balletic display of deadly beauty. Nearby panties and bras were sliced up swiftly, creating a dizzying snowfall of pink and blue and crotchless.
Josh was forced to retreat, as he just wasn't familar enough with this sword he had plucked from the wall.
See, Wal-Mart, not content with being absolute hypocrites with selling guns and censoring music, had decided to sell ancient Japanese weapons also.
Thank God, Josh thought. Without this weapon I would have been dead for about five minutes. Dying from sword hurts!
The battle raged through the panty section and led out to the three display stands that had old, moldering VHS movies that were priced about the same as their DVD counterparts.
Antiquated technology fell apart as fast as the panties did.
Suddenly, the battle...

  1. stopped for no clear reason.
  2. was joined by Scott, who had a bo staff.
  3. paused for these commercial messages.
  4. was being broadcast live on CNN.
  5. was being broadcast live on 'Whose Line Is It Anyways' with dialogue being improved by Wayne Brady and Greg Proops.
  6. Heh, heh, heh. Proops sounds like 'Poops'.

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