Hapless in Hardware
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 53669
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Hapless in hardware is where Josh found himself as the chaos continued to
unfold all around him. In a highly unlikely turn of events, he armed
himself with a giant Photon Torpedo Launcher with Slide-ValvePorts, a
Class V Triple-Expansion-Twin-Engine Fission Combustor, and a Precision
Sublight-Ramjet-Ejector with Warp-Plates and a Hyper-Double-Row-Radial-
Detinator with a syncromesh armor casing to house it’s Nuclear Reactor as
an added bonus. That vile institution of greed and capitalism – known
simply as Wal-Mart – really does sell a little bit of everything these
days. Maybe Karl Marx was right all along. But anyway, with his newfound toy, Josh begins roaming hardware department. He goes aisle by aisle, systematically wiping out everyone and everything that’s unlucky enough to cross his path. Somewhere a black man is crying: “Can’t we all just get along?”Well, can’t we?
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