Slammed in Sporting Goods
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 53668
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Josh ended up in sporting goods, where two disgruntled soccer moms were
currently battling each other in a decidedly primal fight to the death.
One was armed with a hockey stick, the other with an aluminum baseball
bat. The mom with the hockey stick was obviously losing the duel, as her
brains could clearly be seen leaking from her ears. But her persistence
was commendable. She would die a warrior’s death and her soul would
retire to the hallowed Halls of whatever afterlife soccer moms go to when
they die. Meanwhile, in one of those big bins of bouncy plastic balls, a foreigner (with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in hand) was crying and babbling some drivel that sounded like: “Zofia bastgen widac bylo na wprost! Wejscia zagraniczne wazono przenoszono czy moge isc zabawa! Oshmioletnia zreszta tanczyc jakish pan trzymac zawsze! Co przypomniala sobie ewa co znajdowalo sie urzedzie pocztowym shrodku na prawo na lewo urzedniczka spredawala! Rozni ludzie pisali wyslalas do swojego nie przyjmuja okienku ktorym polecone stalo kilka oshob znacki druki starszy pan kupowal jego pies stal obok niego czekala chwile bar barszcz bulion butelka! Cielecy gesh groch grochowy groszek indyk karta kasza kelner klusecxki kluski! Kotlet mieso mleczny napic odmiana pieczen piwo lacek postanowicz potrawa procz spis stolik watroba wolowina wodka zaczac ziemniaczany! Zupa nastepujace! Artykul bielizna brac brak bucik budynek! Czapka czwarty dac damski dlugo drzwi duzy dywan dziecinny firanka format garnek inny jechac jezdzic juz kasa kasjerka kawiarnia kobieta kolejka koperta koszula krawat! Kupowac kuzynka lewy marunarka meski! Mezczyzna mniejszy muzyka najlepszy niebieski numer obie! Ogladac oprawa parter patrzec piaty placic plyta przebierac przynajmniej! Pudelko razem rekawiczka rodzaj rozrywkowy rozny ruchomy rzecz! Schody ruchome sklep solniczka stoisko szosty tamten tez trzeci tylko urzad wchodzic welniany wiezc wiekszy wybierac zajmowac zmeczony!” Josh said a silent prayer for the immigrant and moved on. Next he stumbled upon an aged old man fighting off a horde of angry eight year olds. The little hooligans were pummeling him with tennis rackets. Josh's first impulse was to help the old codger, but then he remembered all the social security taxes that he had been forced to pay ever since he was sixteen and got his first job at Los Tacos Locos Del Bueno Casa Chorizo Grande in Fresno. He should be helping these little brats kill the mother f*cker!But then he realized that would be wrong. Wouldn't it? Oh dear, this was a tough call.
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