Wal-Mart Restroom

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 53666

Technically, 'stuck' in the bathroom as a fallen vending machine had blocked the front door.
Not only that, he was stuck inside with the Tampa Bay Channel 9 news team.
Who, oddly enough, were leaning on sinks or sitting on upside down mop buckets and shooting the breeze about candy and world politics.
"Wha...guh!" Josh said. "Why are you guys so calm? The entire Wal-Mart is rioting out there!"
"Sorry." said a middle-aged black man in a mahogony-colored suit. "We've completely over-reacted to so much minor crap, we are now incapable of reacting appropiately to a genuine emergency such as right now."
Josh throws a bar of soap at the man. It was travel-sized, so it did not hurt.

  1. Josh sits down and cries.
  2. Something moves the vending machine.
  3. Freon from the machine leaks into the room.
  4. Josh finds a window that leads outside. He barely makes it through.
  5. Josh finds a window that leads into the women's restroom.
  6. Josh spends the time reading the bathroom graffiti. It is suprisingly mild. "Your mother is moderately pretty."
  7. Josh realizes that the bathroom door opens inwards, thus the machine is not blocking egress.
  8. Josh claims Stall 3 for his own and he maces anyone who gets too near.
  9. A hurricane hits Wal-Mart. Cheered by thoughts of weather-related suffering, the news team panics.
  10. Josh finds an array of shiny buttons above a sink and below a mirror.

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