A minature appaloosa, the only kind of horse Lots42 can reliably name,
canters into the security room. Then it lets loose the turd the size of a
birthday cake.
Two seconds later, a terrorist in a green hood and shirt and black pants
runs in. He slips in the poop and then bangs his head on the corner of the
table in the middle of the room.
"What now?" said Fred, staring at the knocked out bad guy.
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Shoot the bad guy and go on.
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See if Charley the horse will eat him.
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Rifle his pockets.
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Fred finds some I.D. They search for his name online.
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Josh Burbank decides that this man, a member of an orginization that has killed hundreds of innocents, will make a perfect hostage. Dumbass.
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Scott recognizes the bad guy as his evil brother, Stink Wizzleteeth.
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Josh grabs handfuls of horse poop, runs outside and flings it at terrorists in the lobby two floors below. They fire back and Josh escapes death only by pure luck.
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Reaibn runs in, says something silly, then runs out.
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