Girls' Night Out

"Safe as houses." Fred grinned as the train tore out of the tunnel below them. "Last one down is a pile of slag!"

With a whoop, Fred hurled himself onto the train and landed deftly in a half-crouch. Nick came down next, falling flat on his face, and Josh was last, landing and rolling painfully with the 30-rack cradled in his arms.

"Idiot!" Fred cursed, kicking him. "You shook up the beers! Now they're gonna spray me in the face!"

The train ran through the green fields and lush valleys of modern-day Allaria, as the setting sun painted the sky in bloody hues. Josh mumbled an apology and they each cracked open a cold one. Fred chugged his beer in 3 seconds and crushed the can on his forehead.

"Man, you guys are lamers." he burped. "Why can't I find some cool people to hang out with? First it was those kung-fu dorks. Now it's you f#cking homos. Cut me some friggin' slack here!"

"Hey, I'm cool. Watch this!" Nick said. He stood up and pissed off the side of the train. "Oh, yeeah!! Look at it go straight sideways!"

"Class!" Josh cheered. "So Fred, what's the plan?"

"Well..." Fred said. "First we kill the 30-rack. Then, why don't we..."

1. "...go visit the elderly."
2. "...clean up the neighborhood park."
3. "...put a fresh coat of paint on that vandalized mosque."
4. "...build a house for a homeless family."
5. "...volunteer time at the local soup kitchen."

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