Sir Josh Burbank soon encounters a small dog. It has curly blonde hair,
overgrown toenails and a surly attitude.
Josh ponders as he is barked at.
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Try to make friends by offering some beef-jerky.
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Try to make friends by offering a bright red satin bra he had stolen from a visiting Amazon.
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Consume the dog's immportal soul.
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Fight back.
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Submit and roll over.
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Meow.
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Run away.
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Try and sneak past, though the dog can plainly see him.
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Summon the powers of Angry Odin to blast the dog.
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Think about purple alligators.
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