Mommy!
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 5189
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Being a knight, Fred was not afraid of much. He was, after all, on a
quest to slay a dragon, and that takes courage! There was one thing,
however, that did terrify him. Women. Ever since he was a little boy he
has been dreadfully terrified of them. So the only thing that he could
think to do at this point in time was call for help. "MOMMY!" he wailed
at the top of his lungs. What most people don't know about Fred, and I'm telling you this in the most strict of confidence... so don't go blabbing it all over, is that while his father was a nobleman, his mother was Yurthis, the goddess of toasters. At his cry, his mother, being the protective mother that she was, responded the only way she knew how. In a flash of lightening, Fred found himself lying on the bed, with a four slice toaster oven on his chest.
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10/28/1999 9:59:27 PM
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