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Our hero rubbed his eyes, and sat up. "I wonder how long I was out for?"
he asked himself. Looking around, he couldn't see any indications of a
long passing of time. He could still see his tracks along the grass to
the berries, and they still looked fresh. "Oh well, I guess it's not much
of a mystery after all," he answered himself. Stretching his arms, he stood up, took a step, and fell straight on his butt. "What the..." he muttered, as he looked back to see what had tripped him. Nothing. There was nothing on the ground behind him at all. But something had tripped me up, he thought to himself... He looked down at his feet, and all he could do was stare. His feet were now encased in a pair of ladies red high heel shoes. Three inch heels. That wasn't all, as he looked over the rest of his body, he noticed that his tunic and pants were gone, along with his sword and his armour (which he had laid beside him before he fell asleep. In their place was red lace women's teddie and a small red purse. "Ack!" he exclaimed as he tried to remove the shoes. No dice. They were firmly stuck on. No matter how hard he tried to pull, they wouldn't budge. He then tried the teddie. Same deal. He could lift it just high enough to see that he was wearing a see-through pair of pink lace panties underneath, but try as he might, couldn't get it over his head. The bag he could drop, but he quickly learned that he couldn't walk away without picking it up first. What did our hero do?
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