God's Assassin
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 51407
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Fred rather enjoyed being an Angel - fluttering around effortlessly on his
giant white wings, reposing on fluffy white clouds, chatting with
righteous historical figures, tasting delicacies like "nectar"
and "ambrosia" that were imported straight from the Greek afterlife and
were really quite good. But all good things must come to an end. St. Peter summoned Fred to him one day for a Very Important Mission. "Assassinate Satan?!" Fred cried. "But why? I thought we were the good guys - that we don't do stuff like that!" "Hey, you know where I get my orders from." St. Peter said. "Do you wanna take it up with Him? Did you create the heavens and the earth? Well, did you?" "But wouldn't assassinating Satan destabilize the geopolitical situation in Hell? All of the minor demons would begin vying for power, resulting in a massive war that would rock the very foundations of, uh... Hell. Their economy would collapse overnight, grinding trade to a halt. Earth's economy would be ruined soon thereafter." "You have your mission, Fred. If you do not wish to do it, I can always hire Lots and Sir Josh to carry out God's will." St. Peter said.
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Ryu
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