Josh fires wildly. Jeeves rolls. The bullets smash into several plate
glass windows and shred a medevial tapestry worth ten bucks.
Some tapestries are just crap. But anyway, Josh continues to fire. Several
blenders, a bread maker, a bottle of Cranberry-O.J. and a Stevie Nicks
record explode into shards.
Jeeves emerges from the Staircase Room Context Sensitive Booth with a
machine gun of his own. He fires at Josh.
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Josh falls, injured from many flesh wounds.
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Josh falls, severely injured.
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Josh falls, for no reason. Then Jeeves shoots him dead.
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Josh fires also. Jeeves' bullets and Josh's bullets all hit each OTHER.
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Several Nazis pop out of a trapdoor, just in time to catch all the bullets in their noggins.
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All the bullets were loaded with mercy rounds. Jeeves and Josh roll on the floor in agony, bruised from head to toe.
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We now pause for these sponsor's messages.
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Scott freezes time and rearranges the bullets to miss the other by inches. He unfreezes time and watches the resulting freakouts by both parties.
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Utterly bored by running gun battles, Scott plays the secret level on Grand Theft Auto where he has to repaint the play room of a Senior Citizen Day Care Center.
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Josh calls for a time out. The bullets pause. Jeeves pulls out some Mountain Dew and tosses Josh one.
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