I Put Wives At Risk With a Knife Like This

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 49235

There is a brief silence in the wake of Josh’s remarks. “Yes, that’s all very true,” comes Putin’s reply. “And your point?”

“Well, uh...why don’t you go drink another bottle of vodka, comrade,” Josh sputters out sporadically.

“Yes, that’s a lovely idea,” Putin concurs. “You know, this has been a good talk. I needed this, especially after that whole Ukraine election fiasco. A good poisoning always used to do the trick back when I was in the KGB. Not anymore. And you guys never call anymore. Who is this, anyway? Cheney?”

“It’s YO MAMA, SUCKA!” Josh blurts unimaginatively. “HAHAHAHA!” And then he slams down the phone. Josh. Idiot. Anyway...

  1. Nuns.
  2. Hobbits.
  3. Pirates.
  4. Ninjas.
  5. Prostitutes with hearts of gold.

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