Do Not Treat Me Like I'm Pee Wee Herman, I'm A Human Being
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 49043
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Well, if you’ve managed to read this far into this meaningless sprawl of
compulsively incoherent something of inhuman gibberish we call
a ‘storyline’, then the alcohol or whatever narcotic or sedative or horse
tranquilizer you’re on must be kicking in pretty good by now. Good for
you. I’m glad at least someone’s feeling groovy in this day and age. So then Lots is contractually obligated to the whatever something, blah blah. #$%&ing something something. Whatever. Something. @!#*! So there you have it. And just to piss Sit Toby off Lots hires 100,000 pirates to man 10,000 pirate ships, sending the NEQ’s exhausted budget spiraling toward the abyss of bankruptcy. All seems hopeless. Until...Nothing. Only gray skies and cold toes. Sadness. Boo hoo. Gray ashes of pure despair fall down upon everywhere. Everyone and everything mourns the evil winter of Lot’s rampage through the utterly chaos-swept reaches of the Never Ending Quest. It is so very, very evil and nasty. Absolutely wicked. Wow, it’s scary. Kitten sneeze while midgets laugh. Thunder rolls and lightning claps.
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