Sit On My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 48997
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No, it doesn’t make any sense. Even so, Flooor-duh was right over there,
behind that rock. And coincidently, Lots42 had overheard the entire
conversation between Astra and the knight-cum-skull. He laughed at them
and flicked boogers in their general direction. “Dammit,” Sir Cuitous mumbled dispassionately. “Our cover’s blown.” Astra shielded the two glorious endowments God had graced her chest with from Lot’s leering eyes. “Creep!” she spat.“Make me human again!” Sir Cuitous shouted with impotent rage. “And maybe thirty pounds thinner than I was before. And if you could throw in some bigger pectoral muscles and tighter buttocks I might even forgive you of your trespasses.” “Well I don’t know about the human part,” Lots said smugly. “But I think I might be able to turn you into something Have you ever thought about what it might be like to go through life as a night stand? I’ll even let you choose what kind of wood you’d like to be made of.”“You sick bastard!” Astra roared. She lunged at Lots and tackled him to the ground. She pummeled his face into a bloody pulp. But this only made Lots happier. “The view from down here is just lovely,” he remarked sadistically, wiping away the blood stinging his eyes. “And you look so adorable when you’re angry.”However, without further ado, Lots turned both Astra and Sir Cuitous into...
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