Lots42 isn't the Only One
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 4898
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Lots decides to stay in his bathtub. It makes him feel safe. But he's
hungry now and so he reaches over to get his secret stash of Big Macs (he
hides them in the toilet septic tank). It is then he realizes that some
guy is sitting on his crapper. "Who are you?" Lots asks. "Just some guy," the guy answers. "What are you doing in my bathroom?" Lots asks. "My head hurts," the guy answers. "Oh." "What are you doing in your bathroom?" the guy asks. "I went coo-coo and ran all over my house until I collapsed in here," Lots answers. "Why'd you go coo-coo?" the guy asks. "Because every time I read MSG's stuff on my AOL browser all I ever see are squares and ampersands," Lots answers. "You're lucky," the guy says. "I use a Netscape browser and all I ever see are question marks and a bunch of periods, a bunch of periods and question marks. They're all over the place. And what's worse is that I can't understand half of what he writes. And I don't think that's because of my browser." "Well just because you don't like his stuff--" Lots begins. "It has nothing to do with liking it!" the guy interrupts. "I can't READ the damn stuff. For instance, in the last episode he wrote, Disguised dropped (a device obtained at a high cost and tremendous
risk...for nothing!), the Scott analog laughs again. For nothing, he'd
wormed his way through Star Fleet Security protocols and measures to create
a false identity...to get close to the rogue that was the key to getting
revenge on the Authors. Too much?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!? Sure there are a lot of words, but... A very
basic
concept in English is that a sentence is supposed to have a beginning, a
middle and an end, but his sentences just sort of show up and never go
anywhere. Or they go everywhere! Tenses are mixed up, subjects and
predicates are forgotten or ignored. It's like trying to read a moebius
strip. AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!"
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just some guy
10/13/1999 2:19:25 AM
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