What Tangled Webs We Weave

Scott lets out a tired sigh. “Look, Josh,” he lectures his roommate. “You did this last week (not counting the 1,000 years) when we were playing Grand Theft Auto. There are far greater travesties occurring on this insignificant speck of savage space-dust we call Earth. Take, for instance, Michael Moore’s political views. Go protest him!”

Suddenly, Lord Fred storms the episode. “ENOUGH!!” he thunders. “Get back to your own damn stories! This is MY turf! You %@#*ing netbacks!”

Fred’s eyes bulge out of his skull but he refrains from using his sword on the illegal immigrants. “Whatever,” he drones. “Look, I have a dragon to slay, so I have to get on out of here. Just know this - I’ll be back. And when I return I’ll make sure to get rid of you - and it won’t be pretty. So do yourselves a favor and vacate the premises before then.” He looks to Captain America. “And that goes for you too,” he concludes. And then he’s gone.

1. Man, who pissed in fred's cheerios? Anyway, Josh finally comes around and even agrees to give playing the secret level a shot.
2. Same as above, but instead of playing Turok, Josh goes to California to protest Michael Moore.
3. Captain America accidently trips over the power cord of the X-Box or Playstation 2 or whatever and the game comes to a grinding halt. Guest Star: Tom Hanks.

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