Seeing Purple
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 48721
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“I’m doing this as a way of ‘reaching out’ to the Democrats,” President
Bush explains. Josh looks confused. “How is arresting me an act
of ‘reaching out’ to the lefties?” The President looks thoughtful for a moment, then looks to Vice President Cheney longingly. Cheney shrugs. “You got me.”Then there is silence. Josh coughs.Bush looks thoughtful. Cheney shrugs again.“I know!” the President declares excitedly, startling Josh. “We’ll tell them that you liked ‘The Passion of the Christ’. Kerry and the rest of his cronies on Capital Hill will have you crucified!” “Um...but I didn’t like that movie,” Josh points out. “I mean, seeing a guy get his ass kicked gratuitously for three hours was hardly entertaining.”“Well that will be our little secret,” Bush says with a wink. “You’re just gonna have to take one for the team. I’ve got big plans for the future, and I need the cooperation of as many allies as I can get. By crucifying you for liking The Passion, I’ll earn the respect of those tree- hugging, bra-burning liberals.”
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