Look Into My Eyes - Can You See My Soul Dying?

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 48638

Josh pops a couple more pills. “What is life but one giant illusion,” he retorts, feeling existential.

The flamingo snorts. “Don’t get philosophical with me, bitch,” it warns him. “I’ll peck your damn eyes out, boy.”

The lawn gnome wedges his way between the two and settles them down with promises of rainbows and stars. “We shouldn’t argue,” the little Marxist lectures them. “We should unite! Together we can dismantle the industrially evil infrastructure of the bourgeoises!”

“Silly communist,” Josh chuckles. “Tricks are for kids!”

“Don’t you mean, ‘they’re always after your lucky charms’?” the gnome presses him.

Josh looks thoughtful for a moment. “Same difference.”

The flamingo sighs. “We’ve got to come together for the same grand cause.”

Josh nods. A gust of wind whips his luxurious hair about, making him look like some kind of cool dude, standing proudly in the moonlight. He digs around in his pockets and produces a cigarette. Oh yeah, he’s cool. “I myself, am a monarchist,” he proclaims.

“And I’m a Republican,” the flamingo declares. “Where shall we find common ground?”

  1. Mutual hatred of Scott.
  2. Mutual love of rainbows.
  3. Mutual...mutuality.

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