This is Stupid

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 48606

Upon Josh's arrival in one of the many, cookie-cutter suburban houses that surrounded him, he made an astounding discovery:

There wasn't any more silly string.

No more silly string, people. Not only is there no more silly string in this house, or anywhere in the 'burbs, but no more silly string anywhere on the planet. Through an amazing stroke of luck, Sara Hewitt had shot the world's last few cans of bright blue and green silly string all over herself before running wild on the streets outside.

"No...no, this can't be," says Josh, nervously eyeing every fixture in the room he's standing in at the moment. He knew that the world's silly string supply was at a low level, but there wasn't any reason that a dramatic upturn of the global economy couldn't rectify that problem. But how did Sara get her hands on the last of the silly string?

Josh nervously flips through a copy of Fortune magazine on the table. He wanted to find that article about the world's silly string supply. It wasn't in this issue.

Finally, Josh darted upstairs. There had to be a working computer up there. He could get on the internet and answer his questions. All the while, he couldn't help but have a sick feeling in his gut.

As Josh settled down in the office upstairs, Sara came back into the house, having tired of running around outside covered with a few pounds of multicolored silly string covering her from head to toe. "Hey Josh, where'd you go?" she asked.

Josh began to sweat as he logged onto the internet and immediately made his first stop Google...

  1. Josh is horrified at his findings.
  2. Wait, Josh needs to update his damn LiveJournal and check his damn MySpace as well. The real problems have to wait...
  3. The world's silly string industry manages to make a miraculous recovery overnight.
  4. Sara confronts Josh in the office, and sprays him with a hidden can of silly string she had concealed in her jacket.
  5. Sara finds Josh, and immediately seduces him. Josh enjoys carnal knowledge with Sara, but that silly string problem is still weighing on his conscience.
  6. Something else.

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