And There Was Much Rejoicing

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 48539

Two manly men were exchanging manliness. No, I don’t quite know what that means either. Though I’m pretty sure I actually don’t want to know.

Fred nodded. “Believe me, you don’t. Just what kind of brothel is this, anyway?” They were heathens, we must all remember.

It didn’t take but a few more encounters like the one mentioned just a moment ago for Fred to come to the conclusion that this definitely was not his type of brothel. I mean...maybe, if he was really drunk he might get into it...but not right now.

“Promiscuous heathens,” he grumbled. “And they wonder why God hates them! Fools!”

“Excuse me?” a young heathen spoke up.

Fred stopped just short of the tent’s exit to face the little twerp that had just foiled his escape. “What!?” he barked.

“You’re not from around here, are ya?” the little heathen asked with a knowing smile planted on his dirty face.

So Fred smote him dead.

Once outside, Fred pondered what his next move should be...

  1. Do the impossible: ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!
  2. Fred, that insastiable dancer, decided to let the music take him.
  3. Suddenly...Canadians!
  4. Ogres ensue.

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