Of Frogs and Lilypads, Rainbows and Stars - alternate version
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 48504
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Enough is enough. A highly trained ‘special
forces’ division of the Story Cops storm the episode. Everyone is
arrested, no questions asked, and taken to the Story Cops HQ somewhere
deep within the tangled web that we call NEQ. You aren’t even given adequate medical attention for your severed arm. Sorry, bub. Looks like you’re going to be a one-armed bastard for the duration of your pitiful, pitiful...pitiful life. Or whatever you call an existence within the realm of our cumulative imaginations. Hell, or something like that, is what I think that would be called. Or maybe something even worse. Well, it can’t be any worse than your ‘real’ life, can it? I mean, the fact that you are even reading this must mean you’re some kind of freak. Anyway, you’re thrown into a bare cell. An aluminum toilet sits over in the corner, accompanied by a two metal cots and a simple metal desk. Imagine the county jail you stayed the night in back when you were hooked on those prescription painkillers you bought off Rush Limbaugh.Your cell mate is fat black dude named ‘Bubba’, and no he doesn’t want to rape you. That’s a stereotype. Let’s not resort to stereotyping, okay? He’s actually a pretty nice guy, and he even shares his mouth wash with you.
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Lost Soldier
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