World War III

Things are going along smoothly until JH refuses to be paid in inferior American dollars. “I demand to be paid in British pounds, I say I say!” JH declares with his refined accent. The show’s producers insist the best they can do is pay him in Mexican pesos, but JH will hear nothing of it. Things escalate to the point where the British government demands that the Americans give in to his demands or they’ll declare war on the US. The Americans, being the stubborn Yankee bastards they are, refuse. World War III ensues. Being that both America and the UK are nuclear powers, both countries are completely wiped off the face of the earth. France rejoices. Germany is indifferent. Everyone else isn’t even really paying attention.

1. You heard it folks, show's over...
2. France Won?

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