Weeks have passed. The Staircase Room is no longer as fun. Scott can't
watch all the cool violence channels, the mysterious food boxes have been
opened and catalogued and Josh is no longer allowed to commit suicide
anywhere he pleases. He has to either use the Suicide Booth or the Tardis.
And it's not even a functioning Tardis, all it can do is move around the
Staircase Room.
All of a sudden, Dr. Evil shows up, sporting a needle gun. It's loaded
with three hundred tranq needles.
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Dr. Evil falls in love with Scott's mom.
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Dr. Evil falls in love with Scott.
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Dr. Evil falls in love with the needle gun.
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Josh kills himself with a high powered gun. The Tardis door had been left open so the bullet ends up in Dr. Evil. He dies horrifically.
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Scott has discovered his Air Jesus shoes and is busy dancing on the ceiling.
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Josh runs in, grabs the needle gun and fires all three hundred needles down his own esophogaus.
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Mini-Me appears. He is drunk. He fondles his own butt, pees in the corner, then kills Jeeves the Annoying Macho Butler.
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The needle gun goes off. Dr. Evil drops off into a deep sleep. Scott's mom decorates him with Christmas lights and salad tongs.
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Scott Evil runs in and mistaking his dad for Austin (they do kinda resemble each other) kills him. Scott is too drunk to care he killed his dad.
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Number 2 appears to supervise the take-over of the Staircase Room. He does not understand why Scott, Bob Witterkins and Josh keep giggling at his name.
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