The Church

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 48268

The cabbage farmer who had won the lottery decided to use the money to build a church. Not that he was a particularly pious man - in fact all he believed in was cabbage - but then it was not a church for worshipping God in. No, this was a church for worshipping his cousin Astra (not the princess, only someone else who still had a tendency to turn up naked in the most embarassing places and situations), mostly because he owed her a favour after that time she caught him cheating on his wife. With her. (To avoid confusion, or perhaps attract it, said lady will henceforth be referred to as Saint Astra.)

After the construction work had commenced (by the act of placing one rock on top of another), the farmer went to the village priest to talk about founding a new religious order.

  1. The priest was quite vehement that this could not be done, but after considerable donations to the church (the old one) he agreed to let the farmer start a religious chaos instead.
  2. The farmer's wife got furious at her husband for worshipping a naked woman who wasn't her.
  3. Saint Astra blessed the cabbage farmer. There was nothing sinful about this, seeing as it was the act of a goddess in waiting and all. Would I lie to you?
  4. Cabbages were banned from the village, except for their use as flotation devices.
  5. The rock fell off the other rock. This was seen as a sign from God.

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