Such As It Was Then
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 48251
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Ninjas! Ninjas! Everywhere a ninja!Ninjas in pink! Ninjas in black.Ninjas in tweed! Ninjas in plaid!Ninjas in front! Ninjas in back!Ninjas that grunt! Ninjas that wack!Ninjas! Ninjas!NINJAS!!!! But let’s go back to the before-time. The time before now, if you will. The time before. The before-time. Back in those dark days there lived a lowly farmer of cabbage, who lived in a hovel situated between the golf course and water treatment plant. He was a humble man, a man of few means and even fewer friends. For you see, he always smelt of cabbage.In those days there was a placed called RavenHill-by-Carcass, the mightiest city in all the lands. There it was that old King Kornhull lived, who was always in search of T.P. for his royal Bunghole. The King was slumped on his throne balling his eyes out. “Where oh where might I find the T.P. for my Bunghole! Bungholio! In my land we have no bungholes! Where is the T.P.?”For that was the tragic truth. For in those days there were few bungholes and even fewer amounts of T.P. This was the tragic truth that the people there faced on a daily basis. And even as the lowly farmer farmed his cabbage, and the King bemoaned his plight, there lived a small man who liked to smell his fingers after he stuck them down the back of his pantaloons. This man was fond of smelling his fingers, and indeed he did smell them often. And they always smelt of poo because he didn’t wipe. For there was no T.P. I think you begin to understand the shocking reality of this time.For it was in those days that the ducks still roamed the earth, and indeed they did quack. And indeed they quacked then. And in those days they quacked. Still, that never brought to light the fact that so many still prayed to the alabaster statue of Buttholio.One day, while the King was bemoaning his plight and a lowly farmer was farming cabbage, a little man came to town. A man who liked to smell his fingers. A man who demanded to speak to the King...
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