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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 48001

Josh spends six months hiding in his room, playing World of Warcraft and getting into fandom flame wars online. He avoids becoming fat by epileptic fits brought on by his uncontrollable rage. That, and Wheaties for breakfast.
Josh's anger at someone thinking furries are cool one day literally throws him through the bedroom door.
"Sun...light." he moans, for Scott had opened the only window in the place.
Josh peers up, through a bleary crust of eye boogers, zit juice and snot.
Scott is standing there, his hands on his hips, tanned, fit, ripped and wearing the most godawful pink t-shirt Josh had ever seen.
"I hate your very soul." Josh croaked.
"Come on!" Scott cried. "Time for an adventure!"
Josh, still laying on the floor, shook his head. It felt like monkeys were hitting the inside of his skull with hammers. "Screw you, Scott. When I wanted an adventure six months ago, you were all like 'Grrr' and 'Poot' and 'Go away, ass-grabber'. Wha' happen?"
"I got myself together!"
"And you didn't knock on my door?"
"I did! You threw a cake pan at my head! I was unconscious for eight hours! I forgot the second grade!"
"Oh." Josh smiled. "Yeah. That was funny."

  1. Josh goes on adventure.
  2. Josh puts both his hands in his pants and goes to sleep right there.
  3. Josh throws another cake pan at Scott's head.
  4. Several loser demons enter.
  5. Josh fills his pants with a heroic quantity of fudge. The real, edible kind. Okay, not so edible after it's been in Josh's pants.
  6. Scott forgets how to pose heroically.
  7. Josh stands up, takes a shower, has a glass of milk, then tries to ride the Staircase Room Merry Go Round. He keeps falling off.
  8. Josh goes back online to insult furries some more.
  9. The rabbit-morph Sara Hewitt shows up. Josh screams hysterically, not because of Sara, but because he thought about his first boss and the whole 'Balloon fries' thing.
  10. Captain Proton runs in, shoots random holes in the walls, then beams out. Josh farts silently.

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