For lack of a better option, Sara and Jasper re-enter the Staircase Room after two years travelling. After they both take showers (different bathrooms) Scott becomes frightened and leaps out the lone window. Josh leaps out after because it looks like fun.
Sara shoves a bookcase in front of it and then decides to practice her juggling. She uses live grenades that she pulls the pins out and re-inserts as they move. Jasper decides to hide in the now-rusted out Suicide Booth and read his Kindle full of stories by Stephen King's non-union Mexican equivalent, Senora Kingster.
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Just then, midgets. Friggin' everywhere.
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Ninja maids.
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Samurai butlers.
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Robot zombies.
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Ryan Stiles discovers he is immortal and decides to use his powers for good and pranking Colin Mochrie.
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Mitchell realizes that all the good X-Men books are in Josh's bedroom. He decides to bring them back by any means possible. He brings a wheelbarrow. It is flourescent green, even the wheel and handles.
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Half the Staircase Room wall is torn away by Glory, a hellgoddess.
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Sara's father, the head of janitorial services for Umbrella Corp HQ, enters. He wants Sara to do the dishes and mow the lawn.
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A cat runs by. It is a simple white 'mutt' with a really long tail. Several leprechauns with toothpicks chase it.
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