Dead drunk, or was it dead drunks?

"How the heck did that happen?!" the player cried, stabbing futilely at his hand control. "There isn't even any alcohol in this game!"

1. Actually, Fred had spilled beer into the console.
2. It was a software bug.
3. The gamer's evil cousin had sabotaged the game just to irritate him.
4. No no, they had been drunk. The dragon or some other convenient monster had squeezed them into a glass and drunk them! (Yuck!)
5. Relax, it's just a misprint.

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