Now In the Bible It Says...

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47845

Yep, you heard it. Klingon. Josh has devoted a tremendous amount of his time and energy studying a language that serves no practical purpose. And so with that new tidbit of absolutely useless information we continue our ‘story’...

Josh begins to dance with slow, graceful strides. He imagines himself a swan, bemoaning his plight with a sorrowful cry of, “Goobak ark melork! Orbladgt fulrok barkrochen!”

Um, that’s actually not Klingon, if that’s what you were thinking. I’ve got no idea what the @&%# that was.

Right about then, just before it seems we’ve reached the point where things can’t get any stupider - things do. Fred returns, via that mysterious door to the unknown. Seinfeld is still slung over his shoulders.

“Guess who’s back!” Fred giggles, giving the unconscious Jew a friendly pat on the ass. “Jerry and Fred!”

Josh straightens up and salutes Fred in the manner of the fly-folk.“I am Lord BuzzBuzzy-BuzzBuzz!” he declares buzzily. “Buzzzzzz! Buzzzzzz!” And he buzzes.

Lord Fred strokes his goatee thoughtfully and gazes at Josh with knightly interest. “There’s something about your...eyes. I saw the same look in my father’s eyes when he stumbled out of the Southern Caves after his miserable failure of a dragon hunt. You’re hundreds of miles beyond eccentric, you passed crazy hours ago, and complete mental breakdown is only a couple exits away.”

Josh cranes his neck toward the mouse egg on the precipice of the mountain cliff. “Derflumbender floggen!?” And the mouse walks away with the cheese.

“Yes sir,” Fred goes on. “You are fried as a piece of Kentucky chicken. Well, that’s beside the point. So anyway, I actually can’t remember why I felt it worth my while to take possession of a hairy Jew, so you can have him back.”

Josh nods solemnly. “Indeed.”

“Indeed,” says Fred.

“Indeed,” chimes in some guy.

Indeed.

  1. Josh activates the 'Kill Fred and Jerry' option on his new device...
  2. Josh saves Christmas...
  3. After another hearty round of 'indeeds', Seinfeld reveals that he still doesn't know what the deal is with airline food.
  4. What is the deal with airline food anyway?
  5. Or other equally lame stuff.

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