Break on Through to the Other Side
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47830
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Josh’s tattered soul drifts into the realm of limbo, that misty plain
that serves as a buffer-zone between Reality and Eternity. The Universe
greets him warmly, with tidings of Nirvana and Yellow Submarines. The
Secrets of Existence are revealed to him. “Ooooooh,” Josh’s disembodied
voice carries dreamily through the dreamscape of the Otherworld. “So
that’s why there’s holes in Swiss Cheese.” That’s our silly old Josh. <Insert audience laughter here> After several hundred years of floating around like that in a zombie-like trance, Josh’s soul meanders it’s way over to the local café. A big flashing neon light outside the establishment blares the message: ‘Big Mama Jo’s Eatery - Get Yo Eat On Here, Busta - Fo’ Sho’!’Josh focuses his will and awakens from the hypnotic state he’s been in for the last three centuries. “Mmmmm,” he says. “Food.” Even though it’s considered as ‘passe’ by many in the Afterlife to ‘eat’ (considered a mere mortal pastime), some still find joy from such a simple act. Maybe it’s just habit. Either way, the Big Mama does pretty brisk business. Most of the time. But today’s been slow... That’s when Josh swings open the old, creaky doors to the place and strides in purposefully. He immediately spots the Big Mama herself. “I want a nonexistent hamburger!” he shouts.“YOU GOT NONEXISTENT MONEY!?” the Big Mama shouts back. Josh digs around in his nonexistent pants and pulls out several nonexistent dollars. “Sure do, Big Mama!”“THEN GET YO ASS UP HERE AND I’LL FIX YOU A HAMBURGER, SWEETIE!” As promised, the Big Mama goes about the nonexistent preparations for Josh’s first meal in hundreds of years. Josh walks up to the counter and decides to sit by...
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