There Was Always an Uneasy Tension Between the Two of Us
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47795
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And the latest pathetic nonsense from Piers Anthony is a book called ‘In
a Green Volkswagen’. The entire book and be summed up with two words:
pathetic nonsense. “This nonsense is pathetic,” Josh drones slothfully, tossing the book aside after only reading half-way through the first chapter. “So pathetic is this nonsense, I say!” The three dead bodies sprawled throughout the room make strange noises as bodily gases are emitted from all of their available orifices, as if to agree with the serial killer. “I mean, the first two pages were about the most boring crap I’ve ever read!” he continues ranting and raving. “I mean who cares about a nun/hooker who likes to gamble and eat fried Oreos! And I just don’t get what’s so amazing about the stupid Volkswagen. And what do coffee and cigarettes really have in common with dancing construction workers!? Lame.” He sprays what’s left of a bottle of febreze in his face and sighs. “Why am I so alone,” he laments.Ha, ha! Maybe because you just killed everyone off, silly! That’s our Josh for you! Stay tuned as events unfold in anti-climactic and often vulgar excitement! In our next episode:
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