Now Everyone Report to the Dance Floor

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47785

But before anything unduly arousing can develop, Lava Man attacks!

“Pretty fire,” Fred says dreamily as drools runs down the side of his mouth.

Lava Man’s first victim is you. If you ever wanted to know what it felt like to be dropped into the fryer like the one at that crappy McDonalds you used to work at - your wish has just been granted! And then some! Boy are you in some pain right now!

Everyone points at you and laughs.

“Well at least you’re finally HOT!” Lava Man mocks you. “Get it!? Cause like, you were ugly before and now you’re hot. Get it? It really loses it’s humor when I have to explain it to you like this. God, never mind.”

“I’m melting!” you shriek. “MEEEEELTING!”

Story Cops crash the thread at this point in their losing battle to keep silliness within the story to a minimum. It’s all over, folks.

Several weeks later..

  1. You sue Lava Man.
  2. Fred discovers the lost city of Ib.
  3. Astra learns a musical instrument.
  4. The Dragon burns some villages.
  5. Buffly slays a demon and feels bad about it.

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