Nowadays a Woman's Gotta Hit a Man

So, when Krissy came up from three floors down to visit Josh, she was curious as to why there was a teal sofa in the middle of a room, and several cases of Febreze serving as end tables (yes, Josh had put two lamps on a haphazardly stacked case of Febreze). Josh vainly tries to dance around the question, until Krissy finally comes out and says it:

"You have Scott under there, you bastard!" she shrieks.
"No, I don't! Why would you care where Scott is?"
"Don't you see it, Josh? I see fingers sticking out from under the couch! Look!"

Following Krissy's lead, Josh looks down...and notices that Todd's right hand is indeed exposed. He sheepishly kicks it out of sight, but since Todd is now a stiff, his arm snaps right back into its original position. "Well, heh heh. That still isn't Scott!"
"Josh, how could you?!"
"How could I what?"
"Don't play games with me!"

1. Josh finally breaks down, unable to continue this facade any longer.
2. Josh finally lifts the couch up to reveal that it's not Scott under there.
3. Just then, Scott is spotted crawling back into the window where he had been thrown from earlier. We're not quite sure how he came back to life, but there he is.
4. Josh says something typically vulgar and inappropriate.

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