Crass

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47618

You make a crass comment about the size of Astra's chest. She punches you in the eye. Due to stress and rampant drug abuse, you pass out. Not because of the punch.
Anyway, you wake up in the dragon's mouth.
"Don't eat me!" you cry as strange sounds percolate through it's teeth.
Why not? it asks in lowbrow Elvish telepathy. Fortunately you studied it as an elective in high school. (Mainly because the Elvish teacher had a nice rack. Probably still does, considering how long they live).
"Um...um..." you are desperate. Suddenly you realize the strange sound is country music. Fred and Astra have gone on without you! The traitors!
Well, I'm waiting. cast the dragon, which is something the teacher used to say to you all the time.
What reason do you give to the dragon so he won't eat you?

  1. I smell horrible!
  2. I'll make a better song!
  3. I taste like pork!
  4. I am full of diseases!
  5. I know where this is a magic ring! I passed some midgets with it on the way in.
  6. I can convince Fred to go away.
  7. I can convince Astra to jump up and down some more.
  8. I am pregnant with your child!
  9. I am pregnant with Fred's child!
  10. I am pregnant with Astra's child! (Okay, this is just weird).

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