Almost Ready, Freddy!

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47600

You’re almost embarrassed to admit it - but that was a rush! And you can’t help but feel proud of your illegal act. You feel like such a ‘bad boy’. Such an outlaw! Oh, yeah, baby! You’re bad to the bone! A rebel without a cause! You pat Astra on the back. “Thanks for the help back there.”

Astra shakes a fist at you. “If this somehow reaches any of the tabloids in Aqualaria, I swear I’ll rearrange your face.”

You chuckle uneasily. “Heheh, no need to worry about that,” you try to assure her. Eventually you find Fred and hand him the clothing. “Get dressed,” you command him. “Oh, and I almost forgot!” You run back to the mall and return a few minutes later, carrying a plain white clock. “We need to attach this to your gold chain,” you explain.

When it’s all said and done, Fred could almost pass for a rapper straight out of 1988. Either that or a car thief/rapist. Pretty much the same thing, right?

“And I’ve even started jotting down some dope ryhmes!” Fred brags, showing you both a piece of paper with childish scribbles all over it.

You roll your eyes. “Let’s hear it,” you indulge him.

Fred rolls his eyes as well. “First I need a beat,” he says with a tinge of annoyance.

You shake your head.“Oh my God, whatever.” But you indulge him in that request as well, and start clapping your hands - almost keeping a steady tempo - but you’re not really trying.

Fred takes a deep breath then begins throwing up strange hand signals and contorting his arms like an idiot.

“Yo, Yo...
Yo...
Yo, my game is fresh and your style is wack
Cuz my name is Fred and your name is Jack
It’s a shame you got no fame with a lame name
Same lame shame you got no name fame
Lame lame lame, you’re ashamed of your name
Your name is lame it’s a damn damn shame
Damn damn damn it’s a damn shame damn
Damn it’s a damn shame and it’s damn lame
Came to the game with a lame name’s shame
<Chorus>
Booby boobs. Boobies booby boobs. Everywhere a boob. Everywhere a boob, boob. Boobs everywhere. Boobies in a pair. Pair of boobies boob. Boob booby boobs. Bling-bling, boobies aint a thang!”

“It sounds better if we mix the beat up a little more,” Fred beams. “But it’s pretty good, huh?”

You and Astra confer and...

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