Looks Like Evah Didn't
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47534
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“Well at least let them finish their routine,” you argue. “We worked very
hard on it.” The dragon yawns that yawn of his, the one that seems to sum up his entire life; one big yawn. “Um, how about...no,” he replies with that drawling dragon accent that so annoys you. “I’m bored. Give me something new. Ooh, I know!” He licks his lips in delight. Oh great, you think. What now...“I want you to start up a hip-hop routine, you know...like Run DMC and Flava Flav. Let’s get funky! Funky fresh to the illest extreme, you dig?” “I dig,” you utter with a sigh. Back to the drawing board... Back at the drawing board... “Okay, first thing’s first,” you announce to your ‘pupils’. “Astra, you're dressed perfectly.” She looks confused. “But I’m naked...” “Exactly. There’s nothing more ‘hip- hop’ than a naked ho. Now as for Fred...” You eye him appraisingly. “We’re definitely gonna have to do something here. Image is going to be half the battle. Okay, what I want you to do is strip out of your armor.”Fred happily does so. Maybe just a little too happily, in fact. Now where to find him some stylish new rags?
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