Well, that’s not as big a shocker as the others. I mean, everyone knew
that NBC had dished out some heavy cash to develop those cyborgs
of ‘Joey’, ‘Chandler’, ‘Phoebe’ and ‘that guy who makes coffee’. Michael
Jackson hasn’t had one ‘real’ body part since the early 90s, so that’s no
big surprise either. Mel Gibson isn’t as much ‘unreal’ as he is ‘from
another galaxy’. It’s only a matter of time before the mother ship comes
back for him, so he’s rumored to be rushing the release of his new
movie, a sequel of his blockbuster hit ‘The Passion’. The second
installment is supposed to be a little more lighthearted, as one can
glean just from reading the title: ‘The Passion 2: Jesus Goes to
Summer
Camp’. What wacky adventures will that silly old Jesus get into next!?
The part about Bill Gates is actually a little stunning. Apparently the nerdy billionaire is a computer simulation produced by “X-CompuLord Omega 9-B-D-14, the sentient computer program bent on world domination - developed by Tibetan monks several thousand years ago. Go figure. “Josh, can you go eat your candy somewhere else, I’m busy here,” Scott tells his arch-nemesis/roommate. Josh looks as if he’s going to reply but Scott shakes his head and says,“Shhh, yes, I know you stole it. You already told me that. Go away.”Eventually, Josh wanders off, taking his ill-gotten candy with him. Ah, much better! With the ambience of Josh’s departure Scott immerses himself in the notebook again. The next secret is a real jaw-dropper...
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