Shocking Even More Something

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47526

Well, that’s not as big a shocker as the others. I mean, everyone knew that NBC had dished out some heavy cash to develop those cyborgs of ‘Joey’, ‘Chandler’, ‘Phoebe’ and ‘that guy who makes coffee’. Michael Jackson hasn’t had one ‘real’ body part since the early 90s, so that’s no big surprise either. Mel Gibson isn’t as much ‘unreal’ as he is ‘from another galaxy’. It’s only a matter of time before the mother ship comes back for him, so he’s rumored to be rushing the release of his new movie, a sequel of his blockbuster hit ‘The Passion’. The second installment is supposed to be a little more lighthearted, as one can glean just from reading the title: ‘The Passion 2: Jesus Goes to Summer Camp’. What wacky adventures will that silly old Jesus get into next!?

The part about Bill Gates is actually a little stunning. Apparently the nerdy billionaire is a computer simulation produced by “X-CompuLord Omega 9-B-D-14, the sentient computer program bent on world domination - developed by Tibetan monks several thousand years ago. Go figure.

“Josh, can you go eat your candy somewhere else, I’m busy here,” Scott tells his arch-nemesis/roommate. Josh looks as if he’s going to reply but Scott shakes his head and says,“Shhh, yes, I know you stole it. You already told me that. Go away.”

Eventually, Josh wanders off, taking his ill-gotten candy with him.

Ah, much better! With the ambience of Josh’s departure Scott immerses himself in the notebook again. The next secret is a real jaw-dropper...

  1. George 'Dubya' Bush is actually a semi-failed clone of 'John Wayne'! Wait, that's not surprising...
  2. The Queen of England...is....um....a ....hmmmm, like....a.. ..uh....um...actually there's nothing notable about the Queen of England.
  3. God died in 1987!!

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