Some Have Argued That This Episode Is A Travesty To All Humankind. Others Haven't. Most Don't Care. YOU Be The Judge!
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47194
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But just as many have argued that it’s not. Some have even argued
that it’s sad. Tragic even. And still others have argued that it doesn’t
spark any particular emotions for one side or the other, and that this is
why philosophers are as useful as a bikini in a snowstorm or a bible in a
gunfight or an election in America. Which isn’t
very. Useful, that is. Anyhow, you’re probably asking yourself: “So just who or what did Astra eventually encounter?” Well slow down there, Speedy Gonzales! We’re getting to that. But all good things take time, like fine wine or...waiting for a bag of illegal narcotics. You people make me sick.“Fred?” asked a livid-faced Alma. “But how...” “Shhhh,” Fred cut in, gently resting a finger on her full, pouting lips. “No words. Just kiss me.”But Alma wasn’t in the mood, as I’m sure we all know already, silly old Freddy. “How many boulders does it take to kill you!?” she reeled. “And your armor isn’t even dented!” Fred smiled that smile of his. You know, the one that made Alma want to gut him like a fish.“That’s the Aqualarian Foundries ‘GUARANTEE’!” He turned to the camera. “For over 500 years AF has been bringing us industry standard setting products, a value no one else can offer at any other price! Unless they’re criminals or devil- worshiping pygmie-vampires from the blood-stained hills of Outer-Oobat.”“Wow, I gots to go out and get me some o’ that fly AF armor, fo’ shore,” Alma replied in monotone. “Fo shore!” Fred cheered. “We just bee keepin it real fo’ all the peeps in tha hood, ya’ll. We stylen’ so fresh and we got cool, minty breath! It’s on, already! Like parmesan on spaghetti! You know how we do!”Boy do we ever! So it seemed they were together again, Alma and Fred - questing as unlikely allies in the dark innards of those horrid and often generic caves. Fighting frightening monsters and generic monsters and name-brand monsters and monsters who liked frozen yogurt and some that liked cruising tree-lined boulevards in early spring. Yea, verily.
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