It had been a trick question, as the Orb explained. Josh had actually died
four times during his high school graduation, because he had fried up and
eaten the carton of shrimp he'd found behind the K-B Toys store. He had
been revived because the boy next to him, Adams Banner, had kept elbowing
him straight in the heart.
Whatever had happened to Adams anyway?
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If you know, please tell the FBI.
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If you know, please ask the FBI.
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Adams had eaten some of the shrimp also. He had perished on top of the principal and the man's parents (they were midgets so Adams got all).
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The Orb rips Adams from his life to explain. Unfortunately Adams had been driving a stunt car for a movie. The car destroys several evacuated houses and a goverment benefits office.
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Scott remembers the name change he took a day after graduation...this has nothing to do with Adams, Scott just remembers things at random.
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The Orb kills Adams, thinking this will solve everything.
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Josh looks up Adams online and reads about twenty pages of griping that nobody will believe his first name ends with an S.
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Jeeves fires Scott and replaces him with a vapid, anime sidekick chick of interderminate age. Fortunately, following jailbait laws is the one thing Josh CAN do correctly.
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