Billy Was Always Such a Quiet Boy
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47009
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Fred ran up to the shelf and took the meds. Then, shoving aside an
ostrich and some other giant bird that was flightless (it had yellow
feathers and hung out with this hairy elephant-thing), made his
escape. “Somebody stop that hooligan!” protested an old lady with a
quivering little dog in her arms that was yelping almost as loudly as she
was. Fred removed her head from her shoulders with one clean swipe of his
sword. “HE’S GOT A SWORD!” someone screamed. Everyone started freaking out. Dust, feathers, blood, fur, dung and a wide variety of out- of-date scrolls flew through the air as the panicked animals stampeded out of the office, trampling their human oppressors. Fred eventually made it back to Kiki. “Got it!” he declared happily.“Wow, that was quick,” Kiki said. “Why is your sword all bloody?” “Oh....that,” Fred stammered. “Uh...I ran afoul of a witch. Yep.”“Oh. I didn’t think any witches lived around here...” “She was just visiting,” Fred assured the ferret. “Now how about we go find that dragon!”“Boy howdy!” Kiki screamed. Fred took a deep breath and let out a hearty,“YEEEEEHAW! Kill the Dragon! AY! AY! AY!”“Wait...who said anything about killing the dragon? I just want it to change me back.” She sighed. “See, you’re missing the point. If we kill the dragon, I’ll be trapped in this body forever and ever.”
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