You are banned from the computer

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 46948

Being grounded from the computer causes confusion.

  1. Sulk in your room.
  2. Get a job.
  3. Go to the clubs, meet a nice woman, bring her home to momma, see momma show her pictures of you as a baby, naked on a bearskin rug.
  4. Set fire to things.
  5. Call AOL, ask for free CDs to be sent. That'll show her. Somehow.
  6. Ponder pandas.
  7. Try to say 'Ponder pandas' ten times fast without screwing up. Cry when you do.
  8. Go to the library and look up the ingredients for Bird's Nest soup. Wonder why anyone would eat something called 'Bird's Nest'.
  9. Try to say 'Ponder pands' but become suprised when it comes out 'Would you like to buy a turnip? I have several'.
  10. Develop the world's first intercontinental ballistic trebuchet. Get volunteers from the middle school to test it.

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