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Scott, in a characteristic move, turns on all of the TVs to HBO.
More ‘The Sopranos’ re-runs, wouldn’t you know it. He claps his hands and
giggles in delight. “This is a good one,” he tells the others
cheerily. “Tony screws his shrink and starts a cult in Venezuela in this
one.” “I hate this episode,” Josh grumbles ruefully. “And you’ve already seen it like 10 times before. Is this all you ever do!? Eat and watch T.V.!?” Scott holds a hand up but keeps his eyes focused on the glorious T.V. screen from which all good things come - yea truly and verily, brethren. “Shhh,” he says, shoving his mouth with some potato chips he found next to the computer. “Do not disrespect Tony - he’s talking right now. You know, it’s all about respect with these Italians. You need to learn that, Josh. You show them the proper respect and in turn...”Josh, who was already on edge as it was, tensely fingers the trigger of his shotgun and tries to maintain at least some composure as he reaches the verge of going into anger-induced seizures. Scott was just being Scott (translation: Scott was being a complete asshole), and Josh knows he should be used to his annoying antics by now. But somehow this time is different. “Scott,” he replies in a cold, level voice. “I swear to God one of these days I’m going to kill you.” Scott just waves him off. “SHH! This is where Tony overdoses on Nyquil and gin!”ODS shoots off his M16, startling the two aging, brooding, manic depressive, by-gone interactive story x-main characters.“Enough, you two!” he rages. “ It’s time to kick this mission into overdrive!” No one seems to be paying attention to him at the moment. Fred clears his throat just to be sure he gets his fair share of action in this episode.
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