The French Inhaler

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 46862

Sara and Jasper are so busy tending to an injured Josh that they didn't notice the lectern that had been installed in the Staircase Room during their absence. The lectern has an old fashioned radio microphone, and a placard on the front reading Healthy Cigs, Inc. Newport News, Virginia.

In fact, they're so preoccupied that they don't even notice anything out of the ordinary until they are all spooked by the sound of a very loud annoucer:

"The previous six episodes have been brought to you by Healthy Cigs Incorporated, an American company not poisoning Americans!" the announcer shouts. "You don't get cancer from using our products, it just seems like it!"

Sara turns around and hisses "You're not helping!"
"My apologies, young lady. Can I interest you in buying some of our fine products? Maybe invest in some H.C.I. stock?"

  1. Sara and Jasper chase the announcer away.
  2. Jasper inquires about the price of Healthy Cigs Inc. stock.
  3. The girl in the corner is still dancing away.
  4. Josh breaks out his stash of horrifying pictures of lung cancer victims to show the announcer.

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