No I won't, Father Orlando. Now please put your pants back on.
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 46698
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More like car jacks an old woman on her way home from a late night Bingo
session with Molly and the girls from church. Poor, meek-tempered woman
lawfully breaks at a stop sign and Josh jumps in the passenger side door
(it’s unlocked, she’s a trusting soul). “Get out of the car, toots!” Josh screams. “Don’t make me make this physical!” The old woman yelps in terror and puts the pedal to the metal. “Such a crass little hoodlum, you are!”“Yah, yah,” Josh mumbles. “Now stop the car and get out, you old windbag, or I’ll slap those pretty white dentures so far down your throat you’ll be brushing your fake teeth out your ass from now on!” “I soak them, I don’t brush them!” the woman replies defiantly. “Such an ornery little punk, you are.”Josh slams his fist against the dashboard. “JUST DO IT!” The car screeches to a stop and the poor old misses is shoved onto the sidewalk, which is currently under attack by the Henderson's new sprinkler system. She is soaking wet within seconds. “Such @#*!ing peice of !@%$ is that !@#$ !#@$%er,” she mutters to herself as the car speeds away. These old folks have such foul language.
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