Unfortunately, due to too much coffee, Scott has convinced Toby to sell to
Target.
Soon the Staircase Room is filled with overpriced nonsense. It is much,
much more filthier then it ever was. The most annoying music ever plays
over the P.A. and customers wander around, foolishly looking for employees
to help them.
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Josh steals a plastic cup valued at fourteen cents. He thinks this makes him a criminal.
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Josh foolishly, after a rare shower, changes into a red shirt. He is pursued by a mob.
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Scott and Josh get lost in 'Target-Space' and end up in a Target where Dave Chapelle is the Earth's King.
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Josh eats thirteen bags of post-Christmas candy and comes to believe he is Vanilla Ice. Naturally, his singing and dancing is much better.
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Scott hacks all the TV systems in electronics to show a Spanish television show called 'Poking People In The Eye'.
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Scott convinces Target to sell the space to a Hasbro manufacturing sattelite.
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The actual Staircase itself has had it's walls sold to advertisers. Four entire flights are plastered with ads for Office Max.
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Josh finds a genuine Target employee, huddled inside a clothes rack, eating candy corn.
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Josh wires up a shopping cart to an engine and remotely chases children and old ladies around the store.
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Scott finds a pricing gun by the discounted 6.99 VHS. He relabels them all 6.66 and causes over-anxious fundie riots.
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