Old, Lethargic, Superstitious
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 46152
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Scott shoves his mouth full of another container of generic ‘Staircase
Room’ food supplies and nods unappreciatively at Josh’s story. Every time
he tries to move his head so he can watch his cartoons, Josh adjusts
himself as well and blocks the view again. He finally quits trying.
“...and that’s when Uncle Billy told me to put on the dress and start dancing for him,” Josh is saying. “I was only eight at the time. Putting on the dress almost made me feel...pretty...” Ten minutes later...“...and they were all shouting ‘Josh is a Smelly Boy!’ and making fun of my ‘Cabbage Patch Kids’ lunch box and ‘Hello Kitty’ sunglasses...” Thirty Minutes Later...“...so that’s why you shouldn’t stick raisins up your nose. By then I was twenty and housetrained - for the most part. I started working as a computer programmer, then mime, then baby-smuggler, then programmer again, then mime again, there was a brief stint as a male prostitute that was thrown in there too but I was usually drunk then so I can’t quite remember...” An hour later...“...and she spanked me. She was such a naughty girl. Little did I know those whips and chains would eventually be used against me...” ANOTHER hour passes...“...blackness. That’s all there was. I was locked up in that closet and there was nothing I could do. They eventually found me, the Police did. They wanted to know if I’d been injected with anything. I said ‘yes’...” And Yet Another Hour...“...and that’s how I ended up in Area 51. They said something about ‘you’ll remember nothing’, but those pills they gave me weren’t very powerful at all. I know exactly what they probed my anus with...”
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