The Vacuum Ate Timmy

Josh Burbank realizes that ever since he became aware of his status of a "chaos bringer" in 1999, he's been responsible for many, many, many horrifying and reprehensible incidents throughout the multiverse. For all of the good deeds that Josh had performed to compensate for his destructive behavior, even he realized that this was the worst punishment for all of his sins and crimes.

Timmy is a nine-year-old boy who likes wearing loud, clashing clothes, and everything out of his mouth is a loud request or demand for someone to fork over some money.

Josh has been watching over Timmy for the past several hours, and he is about to utterly snap.

"Timmy, for the last time! Stop asking me or anyone else for money, do you hear? If you want money bad enough, get a job!"
"BUT I WANT SOME MONEY!"
"What the fuck did I just say, Timmy?!"
"I NEED MONEY!!"
"What makes you think I have any, you little bastard?!" Josh yells, finally losing patience.
"YOU'RE A GROWN-UP! ALL GROWN-UPS HAVE MONEY! SO LET ME HAVE IT!"

Josh decides to let Timmy have it:

1. Josh punches Timmy dead in the face.
2. Josh kicks Timmy in the groin as hard as he can.
3. Josh throws Timmy into the path of a speeding bus.
4. Josh empties his wallet, and Timmy runs off with thousands of dollars. Josh then sits down and cries because he's now a nine-year-old's bitch.
5. Josh shouts Timmy down with a well thought out and articulate argument.
6. Josh beats Timmy to death with a copy of Stephen King's It.

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