Rough Tactics
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 45983
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Astra, who had spent a large portion of her youth gallivanting around the
dense forests of Aqualaria, was more than adept at climbing trees. With
the speed of a spider monkey on crack-cocaine she set aside her spear and
sprang up the giant trunk, then lept onto the branch that held the little
shithead. Without missing a beat she grabbed the kid by the throat and
tossed him to the ground, then pounced on him from above. Namu-Namu, who seemed unharmed despite the terrible fall, remained defiant. “Stupids!” he screamed. Astra tightened her grip on his throat. “You just don’t know when to shut up, do you!?” she growled. “Look, brat, I don’t have time for this. So let me make this simple for you - tell me where my friends are or I’ll kill you. Okay?”The boy garbled some nonsense about ‘not knowing nothing, redneck stupids’, so Astra merely bit off a chunk of his left earlobe. This finally seemed to make him more malleable. “Stupid tribe, they called the ‘Slap-a-Ho Clan’, take them to ‘Awfully Big-Maki-Maki Bad-Boy-Go-Boom Volcano’,” he confessed, still squirming futilely beneath the warrior princess. “They so dead! It no use trying to save them, they probably been thrown in last night. Ha ha! So stupid!” “Take us to this volcano,” Astra commanded him. “And don’t try anymore tricks, got it!? I swear, if you pull one more little stunt I’ll...”“Aw, go easy on him,” Bob cut in. “He’s just a kid.” Astra turned her head and glared at Billingsley with a look that could have soured fresh milk. “I would really just stay quiet if I were you,” she informed him. Keeping the boy at bay with one arm, she reached into a pouch she’d stolen from the deserted village and produced a coiled rope. With it she quickly bound the boy’s gangly arms and hoisted him back to his feet. Retrieving her spear, she poked him in the ass and told him to lead on.
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