Velus Is Angry

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 45832

"Dammit!" Velus cries. "Maybe she was a raging egomaniac lost in a fantasy world but she was the only hot babe on the island and she'd often forget to wear her top, even though she made me wash it and didn't mind if I wore it even ... ahem, anyway. They're dead!"
"Silly wolfboy." said Belboz. "I am a necromancer. I can bring them back in moments!"
"Will they be a stinky loser like you?"
"No. They will be fresh. And I am not a loser! For Cthullu's sake, put on some pants! Some washed up in debris yesterday!"
"They're bright pink!"
"And yet you wear a bra no problem..."
Belboz snaps his fingers. The two dead folks are brought back. Since he did it, they won't gripe and try to order him around and they will give really long hugs when he asks. Khrusti gives them anyway because he has kinks nobody wants to think about.
Anyway, with the matter of who rules the island momentarily forgotten, everyone pitches in fairly to do chores. Khrusti farts like a foghorn.

  1. Hilarious.
  2. Wait, it IS a foghorn! A real one!

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