Don't Rain on My Parade

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 45684

Josh, slowly and carefully, dials up Bill Murray.

“Murray here,” comes the familiar voice on the other end of the line.

“Hey Bill, this is Josh. Look, I kinda got a problem...”

Bill Murray lets out an exasperated sigh. “Why is it you only call me when you’ve got a problem!? I’ve got problems too! Garfield tanked this summer! It was a total dud!”

“I thought it was pretty good, myself,” Josh offers.

“Well no one was asking you. Anyway, what’s your problem? And make it quick!”

Josh fidgets. He hates it when Bill does this. He hates the pressure. “Gee, where to begin...okay, first of all...”And he tells Bill the entire sad story.

“Okay, my advice is simple,” the actor tells Josh after sleeping through half of his ramblings. “Get a life.” <click>

Josh throws the phone down and shoots it several times. Then...

  1. Shoots himself....
  2. Shoots the phone some more...
  3. Learns another language...
  4. There is no option 4. You should know that by now.

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